Mad Chick Magnet

The girls on the train are always hitting on me. 

Today, when the train stopped suddenly, one fell into me. 

Sometimes a girl will sit beside me or stand in front of me. 

One girl sat across from me and pretended to read her book.  Can’t fool me. 

Another one was pretending to sleep.  Uh huh. 

One silly girl never looked at me.  Yeah, the lady dost protest too much. 

Hello ladies, can’t you see this ring? I am taken. 

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